Superman III ★★★★★

Fuck every single person who says this isn't a good film. You fucking cunts, HAVE YOU EYES? HAVE YOU EARS? I got into serious shit at my job when I was sixteen for calling in PREGNANT to stay home and watch Superman III AND I WOULD FUCKING DO IT AGAIN.

Okay, lets look at this. Firstly, HOLY SHIT, CLARK KENT AND SUPERMAN ARE HAVING A FUCKING FIGHT. AN ACTUAL FUCKING FIGHT, AND IT'S SCARY AS FUCK.

Secondly, this film is funny as all hell. AND THAT'S NOT A BAD THING. IT'S NOT A FUCKING SIN TO HAVE A SUPERHERO FILM THAT IS FUNNY, SLAPSTICK EVEN. SUPERMAN MOVES THE TOWER OF PIZA, HE BLOWS OUT THE OLYMPIC TORCH! IT. HAS. RICHARD. PRYOR. IN. IT. WHAT KIND OF HUMORLESS FUCK WOULDN'T APPRECIATE THAT?

Thirdly, THIS IS THE FUCKING SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT IS LITERALLY THE SCARIEST THING EVER PUT ON FILM. I MEAN, I HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT FOR LIKE TEN YEARS, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE WHO SAYS SUPERMAN III IS A JOKE IS A LIAR AND A FASCIST AND CAN'T APPRECIATE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHERO FILMS OF ALL TIME.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

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