• Tenet

    Tenet

    EXHAUSTING

  • Relic

    Relic

    I did actually like this but It mostly gave me flashbacks to living in my last share house with all that creepy fucking black mould growing on the bathroom ceiling. Also, guys, it’s a metaphor. If you didn’t get that. Like, just in case you didn’t.

  • Dracula: Dead and Loving It

    Dracula: Dead and Loving It

    I need to stop letting my boyfriend pick the movie

  • I See You

    I See You

    ★★★

    Wow alright just fuck me up

  • Shirley

    Shirley

    ★★★★

    I couldn’t think of a better film to see during my first return to an actual theatre. I’m beyond smitten. 

    And honestly liz, what a mood.

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    ★★

    Ok boomer

  • mother!

    mother!

    I truly don’t know where to even begin

  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    ★★★

    The mid 2000s tech is the true star of the show here and brangelina was a close second 💔

  • The Upside

    The Upside

    ★★

    Save yourself the trouble and just watch The Intouchables instead.

  • A Private War

    A Private War

    ★★★

    “I see it, so that you don’t have to”

    In parts, poorly dramatised but in others, undeniably moving. Rosamund Pike’s bold and unflinching performance is the real star of the show here and surprise Tucci in a hair turban was a real treat. This insight into the true impacts of war from a non-military perspective did feel a little flimsy and disconnected at times, like we were seeing the imagery but not wholeheartedly feeling it, but maybe that’s just me.  Again,…

  • The Nun

    The Nun

    ★½

    The ACTUAL blood of Jesus Christ? My eyes rolled so far into the back of my head I thought I’d never see again. Total trash. An extra half star for the “I’m French Canadian” line because lmao

  • Romina

    Romina

    ½

    I can’t believe I actually sat through this. Truly awful in almost every way.