By Nolan Lane
Writing a genuine review about this movie feels wrong, as if recognizing its existence gives it legitimacy. For the record, I wholeheartedly believe the world would be better off without this film. The goal of this review is not to give Jared Leto or the Sony executives the attention that they frankly do not deserve, but rather to scrub this cinematic filth clean from the minds of the public consciousness. After I write this review, I hope to move on with my life and never think about Morbius again.