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  • Little



    The lady behind me and one seat to the right had her BARE FEET up on the back of the seat the entire time. Even that couldn’t distract me from how poorly cradted this movie was.

  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin


    My literal nightmare realized in film form

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    I don’t need to see another movie that excuses horrible behavior for the sake of brilliant art. Being a genius does not preclude one from also being a decent human being. I will say the second half got a lot better but I still don’t think the first hour of torture was worth it.

    The only other time I got this close to walking out of the theater was Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, and I regret this being my first PTA movie.

  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist


    Took longer than I thought it would to get to the Room stuff but ultimately enjoyable. James Franco’s Tommy laugh got me every time!