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  • High Fidelity

  • Vortex

    ★★★★

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    ★★★★★

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    ★★★★★

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  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity

    put this on in the background while doing some work and did the OUATIH-pointing.gif at the Music Box Theatre cameo

  • Vortex

    Vortex

    ★★★★

    would not have expected something like this from Noé but wow. totally awe-struck. this one's definitely gonna stay with me for a while. unlike anything i've seen all year.

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  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Joe Keery murdering a guy by running him over with a car while the Gummy Bear song plays is POETIC CINEMA!

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    abysmal. not sure why so many blockbusters these days are committed to posing as political thrillers when it's so hard to take a movie seriously where the term "Supreme Mugwump" is tossed around casually. actually kind of impressive how committed Warner Bros. is to financing that transphobe so she can keep churning out scripts that somehow get more and more hilariously pointless as the narrative stakes supposedly get higher. just throwing in a new character named Boiley McFudgersnutch or some…