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  • Dark Skies

    Dark Skies

    I was scared that the power was going to go out because of the storm, so I put on a movie I knew would be shit so I wouldn’t be upset if I didn’t see the ending. The power did not go out and I did see the whole thing.

    The movie earns one full star for including the song “Days” by The Drums

  • Host

    Host

    ★★½

    This was fine.

    The gimmick of them filming this on Zoom during quarantine is cool and all, but it’s an otherwise insanely generic found footage movie.

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    BRO ARE THEY GAY THO??? LMAOOO JUST KISS!!!!!!!!! 😂😂💯 ALSO, MERMAID VAGINA!!!!!! YOOOOOOO 🧜🏻‍♀️ 💧 🤤 10/10!!!

    This is every top review for this movie on here. Give me 1,200 likes you pussies

  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★★★

    Remember how every educated person in this movie warns the mayor about the imminent threat of mass death, but the mayor doesn’t want to hurt the economy by closing the beaches like he logically should? So he opens the beaches and more people die???

    Haha that was crazy, good thing it’s just a movie and something like that would never happen in real life!