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  • The Mummy Returns
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Moonrise Kingdom
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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

  • Moonfall

    ★½

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★

  • Cow Belles

    ★★

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I had a good time! Even though the scene of them entering the universe gap made me physically sick and had a headache for the rest of the movie. Loved America Chavez I thought she was great. But this really is feeling like the second to last Marvel movie I will care about. That being said I fucking hated John Krasinski and Hayley Atwell’s appearances. They truly don’t know what to do anymore. Loved Charles Xavier but like what am…

  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

    Moonfall?? More like Moonfart. 

    Anyway. 1 star for Jimmy and 1/2 star for Samwell Tarly who was shockingly the best actor in this whole movie. Love you Patrick Wilson and while you make some stinkers you make it bearable.

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I had a brother. His name was Felix Leiter.” 

    I just know my fellow Jeffrey Wright heads are HURTING. I absolutely loved this movie and was crying at the end. I will say that I absolutely hated Rami Malek and don’t understand his age in this movie. Like is he supposed to be older than Lea Seydoux?? Younger?? How old was he logistically when he killed her mom?

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos

    Aaron Sorkin read Wikipedia pages about all of this and decided to make a horrible movie. So lifeless and off putting it truly reeks of someone who has never had any real connection to Lucille Ball. I won’t even go into Nicole Kidman’s poor impression and interpretation of Lucille Ball. But I will say congratulations to Javier Bardem for graduating from the Russell Crowe school of singing. What else? Oh I hope Aaron Sorkin is haunted by Lucille and Desi’s ghost for the rest of his life. Can’t tell you how GLAD I am I did not pay money for this movie.