unicornachos

unicornachos

Favorite films

  • The Shape of Water
  • Whisper of the Heart
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Matilda

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  • The Marvels

    ★★★★★

  • Princess Cyd

    ★★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

  • Asteroid City

    ★★★

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  • The Marvels

    The Marvels

    ★★★★★

    I'm rating this higher to try and skew the rating odds I don't actually in any way think it was a good movie

    ANYWAY I'm so mad that we could have just been having movies like this in 2012, but instead of that we needed to have 5796858 shitty movies about the individual white male Avengers leads before we could get anything like this in 2024, by which point we don't care about marvel anymore. And u know the dudebros…

  • Princess Cyd

    Princess Cyd

    ★★★★

    I really liked this- it was relaxed and beautiful

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  • Mansfield Park

    Mansfield Park

    ½

    This film had the makings of a fun and enjoyable period romcom until it decided to attempt to address the slave trade in the 1800's indelicately and without any care to the point that I was deeply, deeply uncomfortable by the end of this movie.
    E.g. Bizarrely, the closing words of the movie after the regular romantic confession scene are a joke about the patriarch of the family moving away from making money from one type of slave trade to another. I can't. I can't even. Don't watch it unless you want to be furious

  • Leave the World Behind

    Leave the World Behind

    That sure was A Movie. It really... Had nothing interesting to say at tbh

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