Maddie

I love blockbuster budgets and boffo box office

Favorite films

  • Strange Days
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • The Thing
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service

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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    ★★★½

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ★★★★

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    ★★★★½

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

    ★★★★

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  • Transformers: The Last Knight

    Transformers: The Last Knight

    ★★★½

    the least viscerally exciting Transformers because it's all gloomy English countryside & anonymous alien backdrops but Cogman more than makes up for any negatives.

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ★★★★

    sublime spectacle... the magnets are madness. rapidly shifting aspect ratio era Bay inches ever closer to outright experiential cinema, movement based on pure feeling. great Bud Light promo and i loved how Bay found 400 different ways to shoot Bosch

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  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★★★

    still the best superhero movie. slapstick splash page imagery and heartache in its DNA. Dafoe is all-time as The Goblin. word to the three most inspiring men in life: Uncle Ben, Macho Man, and Chad Kroeger. the best i can do is live life true, and good, and fly on the wings of the eagles..

  • The Fog

    The Fog

    ★★★★★

    everything we celebrate was built on death & greed. a perfect ghost story and one of Carpenter's best hangout pieces