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  • Stand by Me
  • Rear Window
  • Tremors
  • Uncle Buck

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  • Our Father

    ★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

  • Uncharted

    ★★½

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  • Holiday in Your Heart

    Holiday in Your Heart

    ★★★½

    Completely bonkers from beginning to end.

    LeAnn Rimes plays herself as a 14-year-old when she's 15 and it's based on a novel co-written by her. That's not even close to being the wackiest part of this.

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★½

    I tried watching this on two separate occasions back when this first came out on DVD and despite really loving the first one I just couldn't get into it.

    In preparation for the new one, I finally got through it and wasn't very impressed. It had its moments but it just wasn't on the same level as the original.

    Wish me luck with the third one, hopefully I'll get through it in one sitting.

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  • Batman vs. Robin

    Batman vs. Robin

    ★★★

    Best part was when Nightwing pulled the cape over a 12 year-old's head and repeatedly punched him in the face.

  • Contracted

    Contracted

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of the most infuriatingly frustrating films I've seen this year. The premise is genuinely creepy (and gross) but the actions of the entire cast are completely illogical and ridiculous.

    If your vagina is gushing blood and maggots, your eyes are bleeding, your fingernails are falling off, and your hair is coming out in clumps you'd probably go to the hospital right? Apparently not if you're a self-centered twenty-something. In that case, you go to work, then try to win…