Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

The only person with a convincing redemption arc in the Disney Sequel Trilogy was George Lucas.

This movie was offensively bad. It was an assault on cinema and the viewers ability to feel and think. I had to avert my gaze to the ceiling tiles multiple times to rest my eyes and alleviate my headache.

It made me feel like what I would imagine it feels like for an Alzheimer's patient to wander onto the most dangerous and intense rollercoaster in the world, except that it was 2 hours long and didn't stop.

I would rather see blood in my urine than seeing this atrocious, artless train wreck ever again.

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