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  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill


    Vincent Price is so hot I can hardly stand it.

  • Student Bodies

    Student Bodies


    I stand by my 13-17 year old self and still love this movie. 

    Watching it with people I didn't go through puberty with admittedly took away a lot of enjoyment. Sad face.

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  • Death to Smoochy

    Death to Smoochy


    “My balls, they’re on fire.” 

    Criminally underrated. I said what I said.

  • Streets of Fire

    Streets of Fire


    This ain’t your grandma’s Rick Moranis.