Anyone who doesn’t think this is a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ movie needs to go back to school. Even though there’s a bunch of things wrong with it....it glorifies teaching as a career in a way that doesn’t piss me off. Also, Buschemi lipstick scene = auto 5 stars plus immunity. It’s just so perfect.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
Blade Runner 2049 is the perfect first date movie. Because if he/she don't dig it, they're super-lame, probably a Mental-B replicant at best, and definitely not the man/woman of your unicorn 🦄 dreams.
Oh. And this one's a bonafide, long-awaited, ridgey-didge, full-throttle, rootin' tootin', no-holds-barred 6/5. (🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄/5)