Favorite films

  • Ganja & Hess
  • Alucarda
  • The Nude Vampire
  • Embrace of the Vampire

Recent activity

  • Scream VI


  • Hellraiser


  • The Vampires or, The Arch Criminals of Paris


  • Les Vampires: Episode Ten - The Terrible Wedding


Recent reviews

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man


    The most accurate representation I've ever seen of what it's like to be gay, trans, and in love.

  • Project Wolf Hunting

    Project Wolf Hunting


    This goes so hard!

    Gore looks bad, a lot of it is very stupid, but it sparked a lot of joy. I wish I'd seen more of that CGI wolf. Please, give us a sequel where there's more wolf stuff.

    I'm proud to say that, even without much-needed anthropomophic wolves, I did find something to be very horny about. Beautiful man with face tattoos was obviously amazing throughout but the scene where he bites someone's ear off and then pees on his bloody body is truly 🔥🥵!

Popular reviews

  • Cube 2: Hypercube

    Cube 2: Hypercube


    2020 Vanessa Júpiter's Hooptober - Movie #3

    I remember watching Cube²: Hypercube as a teenager and quite liking it.

    A month ago I decided to revisit the entire franchise to see what I'd think of it as an adult.

    Then I watched it once again in order to make a video about it.

    And when I saw that it was one of the Extra Movies for Hooptober Se7en, I was thrilled to have a reason to watch the movie for…

  • Diabolique



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    2020 Vanessa Júpiter's Hooptober - Movie #22

    Okay, let me take a step back and see if I understand...

    Michel Delassalle is cheating on his wife with Nicole Horner. They decide to kill Mrs. Delassalle and run away with her money, so their plan is... er... 1. Get her to want to murder Michel; 2. Convince her to go along with a murder plan devised by Nicole; 3. Make her believe her late husband is a ghost; 4. Have him…