Favorite films

  • Session 9
  • Funny Games
  • Starship Troopers
  • Mean Girls

Recent activity

  • Living in Oblivion


  • Ice Cream Man


  • Troma's War


  • Heavy Trip


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    Captured: David Lynch literally inhabiting his own asshole.

    Based on the downright staggering amount of positive responses to this (which i will never for the life of me comprehend), he has a lot of neighbors.

    I can unequivocally say that no viewing experience has disappointed me to the degree that this one did. It's been a whole ass year and I still get alternating bursts of anger and sadness over it. A self-indulgent, self-serving, meandery, and ultimately pointless mess that…

  • EMO the Musical

    EMO the Musical

    im in so much physical and psychological pain