Letterboxd — Your life in film

twitter hq gonna be working harder than gary at the snail olympics once timmy stans start spamming gifs of every frame of the second act

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

can’t shake the fact that if james gunn directed this there would have been at least 10 cock ring jokes by the time post credits hit

we need the malignant meal at mcdonald’s

going back in time and throat-punching thomas edison so that this never gets made

hey remember that seemingly innocuous throwaway line in the first 12 min that would’ve worked as silently ironic plant-and-payoff in the last 2 minutes? yeah well how about we have the antagonist repeat it VERBATIM in case the audience has an IQ below room temperature…especially feels out of place as mann (and his stans) prides his work on being elevated above head-smacking hollywood genre conventions. 

ready steady go shootout was fun tho.

further evidence that schrader has a burner account on stan twitter because there are two uses of “damn bitch you live like this?” in this

i’m far from religious but this is the closest i’ve ever come to god (and her name is laura)

so THIS is what’s in chromatica oreos

eos
fritos 
sunchips 
core water
doritos 
pizza hut
kfc
bounty
ADT alarm 
garnier
tiktok
old navy
apple 
smartfood 
lucky charms
GG ALLIN???

joey king italianx mario kart wig son or 
joey king bossbabe terf bang daughter

i just know james gunn was one of those kids who would run up to you on the playground, pour hi-c in his mouth and pretend he was chugging period blood