Favorite films

  • Lost in Translation
  • Heat
  • Possession
  • The Dark Knight

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  • Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story

    ★★½

  • Closer

    ★★★★

  • Girl, Interrupted

    ★★★★

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★½

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  • Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story

    Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story

    ★★½

    Why does she look like Lindsay Lohan and Jodie Foster’s love child it’s uncanny. The movie was dogshit tho.

  • Closer

    Closer

    ★★★★

    I think I just speed ran all five stages of grief so many consecutive times that nothing means anything anymore.

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  • Wild Things

    Wild Things

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Me after the 1st plot twist: Wow, that was cool I didn’t see that coming!

    Me after the 3rd plot twist: Haha ok isn’t this a little much

    Me after the 5th plot twist: It’s over, right?

    Me at the end: 😐

  • Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical

    Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical

    DAWG WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS ON LETTERBOXD? Every day we stray further away from God.