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  • Twin Peaks: The Return
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  • Liberal Arts

    ★★½

  • Inception

    ★★★★½

  • Interstellar

    ★★★★★

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

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  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

    You were my ghost

    Up there for greatest score of all time

    Some messy edits and weak points in the dialogue, but Nolan’s heart shines too blindingly bright and the wonder and terror of the cosmos are rendered too stunningly for me to give a fuck. Brilliant galactic concepts at play weaved into a masterful story of love, exploration and humanity. Also some of, if not, Nolan’s most powerful cross-cutting. Just an absolute hoot all around! 

    Nolans best 😈 GTFO!

    This is so precisely and desperately what I wanted the marriage of Kubrick and Spielberg to feel like

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  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

    This movie is genuinely one of the worst films I have seen in a long time. Eh, maybe ever. I am shocked at this films reception. I mean come on. The film is either doing an annoying, laughable, unnecessary, and cheap impression of Kubrick’s film, or it’s being its own thing, and when its being it’s own thing it is just laughably bad and cliche. The villains are so indescribably cartoony and over the top. I honestly can’t believe they…

  • The Painted Bird

    The Painted Bird

    ★½

    I’m really sorry, Terrence Mallick.....

    I left the beautiful “A Hidden Life” to line up early for this film, due to the polarizing reviews, walkouts, and Tarr/Tarkovsky/Come and See comparisons. These things had me super hyped to see something provocative, different, technically superb and effective. But fuck......

    The Painted Bird is a pathetic film. The film focuses on a young Jewish boy during WW2 as he wanders around encountering different people and awful acts of violence and sex. The film…