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  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Annihilation
  • Only Yesterday
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    ★★★★

  • Hellboy

    ★★★½

  • Romeo + Juliet

    ★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★½

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  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    ★★★★

    this is really cute. I think GDT was really able to stretch out a bit with this one, and it's honestly a bummer we didn't get any more of these!! very corny, slightly overwrought urban fantasy with a sliiiiiiightly too cheap sfx, and WOW what an incredible scene in the Troll Market. really fun stuff!!

    It's also so funny how much Shape of Water really is just GDT going back and writing the Abe Sapien love story that he wasn't allowed to do with Hellboy. I'm happy for him. Really glad he got to get that.

  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    ★★★½

    yeah this movie fucks. big fuckin fan

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the world's dumbest star wars movie, only to be eclipsed by the next dumb star wars movie. jj abrams at Peak Abrams. every plot beat happens within 60 seconds. finn & poe trading off the role of being the guy to say "did you just see that" and "well... heh... here we go again"

    maz & chewbacca shippers rise up. reylo rise up....... and then sit down. i was laughing throughout most of this film. nothing makes any sense. everything is dumb.…

  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    in all the ways it needs to be, a superior to End of Evangelion, which is important because I really, really needed it to be. that's the hottest take I'll have in here and if you're not in agreement on that I don't think anything else I'm going to say is going to hit so you might as well stop now.

    the reason that I can't stop thinking about End Of Eva during this should be pretty obvious , but…