i have to see something at least 3 times before i even know what it's about and then i usually forget within a year

Favorite films

  • Noriko's Dinner Table
  • Crash
  • The Devils
  • Noroi: The Curse

Recent activity

  • TÁR

  • The Lawnmower Man

  • Mission Mind Control

  • Flatliners

Recent reviews

  • Escape from L.A.

    Escape from L.A.

    deeply disappointed that they put all that money & effort into Campbell's plastic surgery cult just to spend so little time with those folks in that environment.

    and wow jesus christ hideo kojima is a MASSIVE nerd

  • Super


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love how flamingly transgender it was that Libby wants to be the main fucko’s “kid sidekick” in like an explicitly homoerotic way.
    that’s my main takeaway from this movie: as a fan of Bad Transmasc Rep, it was genuinely delightful to see Page play an awful nerdy twerp so creepy & inappropriate as to nearly make Missionary Psychosis Dwight Schrute come across sympathetic.

    edited to add: amogus

Popular reviews

  • Guinea Pig 6: Mermaid in the Manhole

    Guinea Pig 6: Mermaid in the Manhole

    tragic, grotesque, and at times strangely whimsical in that goofy way you see sometimes in retro Japanese horror (director Hideshi Hino is of course one of the foremost masters of this tone in his manga as well). the sets, makeup, pacing & melodrama make it feel more like a stage production.

    some of the most repulsive, gag-inducing body horror effects I've seen in my life!! the prosthetics are painstakingly detailed & feature textures straight out of my nightmares. have to recommend it based on that alone.

  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man

    one of the most disturbing musicals I've ever seen