Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Tiny Dancers 2021

  ★★★★★ Added

  Please enjoy this 5-star comedy masterpiece ** now streaming on Prime Video ⭐️ 

  
  
  

  ** completely unbiased opinion

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  Man of the House 1995

  ★½ Watched 07 Aug 2020

  Story Synopsis:
  Some dipshit 11 year-old makes it his life’s goal to cockblock his Mom from getting fucked by Fletch.

Recent reviews

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  Fast X 2023

  ★½ Watched 21 May 2023

  Unnecessarily shitty, but not necessarily boring

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★ Watched 04 May 2023

  The scenes of animal cruelty and dismemberment are really intense, kids (and maybe a few adults) are going to shit their pants.

  Otherwise, a totally solid Guardians adventure 👍

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★½ Watched 01 Mar 2022 2

  Around 2 hours and 15 minutes in, Batman says “This isn’t over yet,” and I straight-up wanted to kill myself.

  
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  mid90s 2018

  ★½ Watched 25 Oct 2018

  Thank you, Jonah Hill. From the sincerest bottom of my heart; thank you, thank you, thank you so much ...

  
  ... for keeping this under 90 minutes. You have no idea how much that means to me.