Favorite films

  • Thief
  • Predator
  • The Killer
  • Man on Fire

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

  • Bama Rush

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


  • The Little Mermaid


Pinned reviews

  • Tiny Dancers

    Tiny Dancers


    Please enjoy this 5-star comedy masterpiece ** now streaming on Prime Video ⭐️ 

    ** completely unbiased opinion

  • Man of the House

    Man of the House


    Story Synopsis:
    Some dipshit 11 year-old makes it his life’s goal to cockblock his Mom from getting fucked by Fletch.

Recent reviews

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    Unnecessarily shitty, but not necessarily boring

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


    The scenes of animal cruelty and dismemberment are really intense, kids (and maybe a few adults) are going to shit their pants.

    Otherwise, a totally solid Guardians adventure 👍

Popular reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Around 2 hours and 15 minutes in, Batman says “This isn’t over yet,” and I straight-up wanted to kill myself.


  • mid90s



    Thank you, Jonah Hill. From the sincerest bottom of my heart; thank you, thank you, thank you so much ...

    ... for keeping this under 90 minutes. You have no idea how much that means to me.