James Bond movies arent even like "real" movies, and mostly can only be compared to themselves. How hot is the chick in this one? What kind of lavish lifestyle porn is on display? Any dope set pieces? How forced was the "Bond...James, Bond" line reading? Is it obvious Connery is wearing a hair piece?

Cinematic junk food, but there's good ways to serve it and there's also A View to a Kill.