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    energy of the FUCKING filmbro in your class who wants to major in philosophy without actually doing the work for it and he has a twitter account for his disposable camera and "obscure" music and makes you a playlist with FUCKING mac demarco and asks you to venmo him for weed and he read catcher in the rye and he thought he was holden and i am going h̸̡̫̮͔̫͎̹̠͚͓̝̣͙͍͓͜ͅa͏̧̬̼̹͙̣̝į̶̻̙͍͈̺̹̤͉̯͖͓͎̦̣̫̣͝ͅͅr̨͜͝͏̷̗̥̪̬̪̙̙͇͉̰͍̱̜̱̦̖I AM RIPPING MY ARMPIT HAIR OUT!!!!!!