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  • Tabu
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Lake Michigan Monster
  • Blow the Man Down

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  • Eleusis

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Recent reviews

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Will Arnett has the deepest California tan I’ve ever seen on a Ghost Host.

    The Muppet voices are mostly authentic-adjacent and the performances follow suit.

    All 999 haunted jokes fall flat.

    Love the Muppets and HM, but this is Mediocre Waka Streaming Waka Content.

  • Lake Michigan Monster

    Lake Michigan Monster

    Shot on location in Milwaukee and Muskegon, this no-budget black & white genre comedy is ambitious, ridiculous, artful fun – and my favorite since The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.

    My wife is from Grand Rapids and her family once took me sailing on Lake Michigan – I’ve even taken that ferry from Milwaukee to Muskegon – so the Midwest setting felt familiar.

    High Seaworthiness:

    ⚓️ Captain drunkenness
    ⚓️ Abundant nautical one-liners
    ⚓️ Maddin-esque vintage-ness
    ⚓️ Raimi-esque Raimi-ness
    ⚓️ Python-esque baloney 

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