Chris Patron

I watch a lot of movies and probably rate most of them higher than I should.

Favorite films

  • Braindead
  • Super Troopers
  • Slither
  • Street Trash

Recent activity

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom


  • The Philadelphia Story


  • Jurassic Park


  • Forever Young


Recent reviews

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom


    I's fine. It ain't the worst movie I've ever seen, not even close. The more die hard MCU fans than me (not a high bar) will probably shit all over it but for what it's...ya know....fine.

  • The Sting

    The Sting


    One of those rare Best Picture winners that really deserved it and probably should have been nominated for and won more.

Popular reviews

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2


    The greatest bad movie ever made. Talk about The Room or Birdemic all you want, this blows them out of the water by being both equally terrible and awesome at the same time.

  • Kicking & Screaming

    Kicking & Screaming


    I could watch a whole movie of just Mike Ditka yelling at and berating little kids.