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  • All the President's Men
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  • Tourist Trap

    ★★★

  • Motel Hell

    ★★★½

  • The Stupids

    ★★★★★

  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    ★★★★½

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  • Tourist Trap

    Tourist Trap

    ★★★

    Still sitting in this motel, today's the day to meet Robert Englund at Spooky (If you happen to be coming this weekend let me know!) and our hotel is right on a chunk of road that one could call a tourist trap. Miniature golf courses with baby gators in the water. Pirate and murder mystery dinner shows. Every other store is full of Disney junk and discounted tickets to Disney/Universal that I'm assuming don't work.

    I think I'm in the…

  • Motel Hell

    Motel Hell

    ★★★½

    As I'm sitting in a cheap motel in Orlando FL so we can meet Robert Englund at Spooky Empire, I figured it was as good a time as any to get around to watching this.

    Remove the vocal chords of your victims because the gurgling helps the quality of the meat. Punch your sister in the stomach if she tells your secret. Chainsaw fight before Texas Chainsaw 2. Also apparently it's a swingers club. All awesome stuff!

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  • 50 First Dates

    50 First Dates

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Imagine you are waking up like normal. You are in your everyday world. No kids, but a fiance. Loving family. You like your life.

    Suddenly you are told by Adam Sandler that you are actually married to him, have had multiple children with him, and live on a boat with him in Alaska.

    Repeat this everyday for the rest of your life.

    Now what if I told you that this isn't a horror movie ending, but a romantic comedy ending?

  • Air Bud

    Air Bud

    I hate you Air Bud.

    I hate that from 4th grade on every time we could pick a movie to watch on Friday the entire class picked this god damn movie. It didn't matter what the other choice was. Aladdin. Lion King. Matilda. All Dogs Go To Heaven.

    NOPE! PLAY AIR BUD AGAIN!

    Then there's always that one kid who's like "The dog died after the movie was over" and then the girl who just believes him and starts crying…