• Black Mirror: Smithereens

    Black Mirror: Smithereens

    ★½

    black mirror went downhill fast

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★½

    oh i love this

  • The Perfection

    The Perfection

    ★★½

    super weird, campy, and gross. not for me, but i can’t say i was bored.

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★★★★

    R.I.P. thanos

  • Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland

    ★★★★

    growing up, it always seemed like there were rumors swirling around about micheal jackson that nobody had answers to. did he lie about having vitiligo? was he really paris jackson’s biological father? had he actually slept with little boys? 

    part of the reason why we never got straight forward answers to those rumors is because michael jackson had some damn good lawyers. but also, i think that deep down, a lot of us never wanted to learn the truth. the…

  • Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel

    Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel

    “infinity war is marvel’s most ambitious crossover of all time” 

    then explain this

  • Summer of 84

    Summer of 84

    ★★½

    this is a blatant stranger things ripoff, except the plot is less compelling and the characters are generic and dull. the lead female character serves no purpose to the story other than to be objectified by pervy tween boys. 

    i’m getting bored of coming of age shows and movies revolving around 80s nostalgia. can we move on to romanticizing a more interesting decade, like the 70s or the 90s?

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★½

    no

  • Dark Places

    Dark Places

    ★★

    dark places is my least favorite gillian flynn novel and this adaption didn’t do it any justice. the direction is bland and the script is surprisingly weak. i would have loved to see what jean marc vallée could’ve done with the material.

  • Glass

    Glass

    ★★★

    entertaining but overall pretty forgettable. the plot is ridiculous when you think about it for more than 2 seconds.

  • Unbreakable

    Unbreakable

    ★★★

    i think that m night shyamalan is an excellent writer but i’m not really a fan of his directing style

  • If Beale Street Could Talk

    If Beale Street Could Talk

    ★★★★★

    wow. just wow.