The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue ★½

This lamp runs fast as hell

Why is this dude living in the apartment from Being John Malkovich?

Should they really be cleaning? Like he’s gonna come home and see that it’s been magically cleaned.

Incel the villain? So Megamind isn’t the only one.

“We aren’t programmed for guilt,” well you aren’t programmed to have a face either you cunt.

Is the genius the kid from Polar Express!? I’m too lazy to check so for now it is.

Wait where’s their child at!?

He did not want to eat that Kitty Litter.

Is he going to throw up? What would happen if it did? What would that look like to humans?

This guy abuses animals? I don’t support this. And he’s in with LOAN SHARKS!? (I saw this one coming and I don’t know why)

There’s long periods of nothing in this movie.

I hate this stupid ape and I hope it’s deported.

Is this ANOTHER Disney movie trying to teach me how to use a computer?

WHAT THE FUCK JUST BUST INTO THE ROOM!?!? WHY IS ANY OF THIS HELPFUL!?!

Why are these inanimate objects allowed to communicate with apes? In theory, an ape can learn sign language and then communicate to humans that the Toaster is speaking and going on adventures to Mars and shit.

“We have to find someway to stop this,”  oh don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

“Do you really think the animals have feelings?” I don’t know dude, you saw his 612 page thesis (Including the title page) on the “Secret Life of Animals.”

All of this is pretty tame compared to building a spaceship and flying to Mars. How could you release this last?

WOAH the cat drew blood THE VACUUM CLEANER HOLY SHIT

The vent part made me laugh

THIS IS THE COMPUTER From when they went to MARS!!! So the movies are listed out of order? Or did they release out of order? Or is this movie the Better Call Saul to The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars’ Breaking Bad?

I like this song.

30 minutes left we got this.

This movie contains an awful lot of existential dread.

I guess Mack just fucked off after getting rid of the Vacuum?

There’s no suspense in this movie knowing that they can get all the way to Mars in a laundry basket. It’s like watching Endgame and then going back to Avengers 1 wondering if they’ll defeat Loki.

I love that the Rats name is just Ratso. 

They’ve never had a fight like this before but they needed to extend the runtime.

I like the computer alert that says “ANIMALS IN DANGER”

Oh no not Radio.

The glass just grew back? And the virus has been eradicated? Ok.

“I feel Great!!” Well I’m glad you feel good but our friend just kinda died.

Shouldn’t they do something with Radios body? Or like, are they just leaving it there? I know he’s fine in the end but like, they don’t know that yet.

“Step on it!” Is everyone a criminal in this??

I hate that the main computer strains to send out power. It looks like he’s taking a shit.

“Hi Master!” WHAT

Did the electricity just turn that human on??

“Why don’t you do something about it?” WHAT

How come no one recognizes that this is a vacuum? Pulling a bunch of kitchen equipment?

“Freeze!” “I can’t!” Please shoot him.

“Where’s the radio,” why do you expect to see the radio in there? They clearly didn’t steal everything.

Is the computer getting fucked right now?

That printer did not just print out 612 pages. And then he threw them everywhere. This is the most unbelievable thing to happen in this god forsaken series.

Be awesome if the kittens just ripped Ratso apart.

Yay! They’re getting married. And what a proposal it was!

OH MY GOD. WHEN HES GOING OVER EVERYTHING THEY HAVE AND LOOKS AT HIS DEAD RADIO

Radios don’t go to heaven shut up.

“There might be more adventures...” little did they know it would be going to fucking MARS

It’s over, not a fan.