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  • Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Eastern Promises
  • Assault on Precinct 13

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  • Blow Out

    ★★★★½

  • Dressed to Kill

    ★★

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★½

  • Stones

    ★★★★½

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  • Blow Out

    Blow Out

    ★★★★½

    get in loser we're going to see the fireworks

  • Dressed to Kill

    Dressed to Kill

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    everyone in the reviews talking about how this sucks because of the murderous misogynistic "man in a wig" trans stereotype but nobody's mentioning that the first third of it is also boring as sin! nor are they mentioning the scene where the main character runs away from the trans killer only to be threatened with gang rape and assault by a group of black dudes. What was that about

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  • Into the Wild

    Into the Wild

    ★½

    [emile hirsch and vince vaugh, in unison] society! society! society man! society! society! society! society, you know?!? society!!!!!

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★

    the only reasons people seem to be giving this 4.5s and 5s:

    - their parents went through a divorce or they had a messy breakup and it's #relatable
    - they had low expectations for a Noah Baumbach movie and were pleasantly surprised he exceeded them
    - they were impressed by Scarlett Johansson being not terrible this time
    - they're horny for Adam Driver

    none of you will remember this movie in 3 months

    edit: it's been less than 3 months and this is no longer on the Letterboxd Top 250. @ all my haters get rekt