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  • Hereditary



    if anyone ever clicks their tongue around me again i’m calling the police

Recent reviews

  • The Witches

    The Witches


    i’ve got what it takes to be a witch if all it comes down to is a hatred and disgust of children

  • Vivarium



    it was fun but i knew what was going to happen like... the entire movie. but it’s still fun to scream at the tv in hopes of helping.

Popular reviews

  • Remember Me

    Remember Me


    y’all can’t tell me the end of this movie isn’t one of the top ten plot twists in cinematic history

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2


    can someone make sure wes anderson is still breathing after the color scheme in this movie