I love caves
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Pretty sure this is a gay bathhouse panic movie? Which seems like a bad thing! But also I concluded that aliens are real because I “fell asleep” during a crucial scene and when I tried to rewind to obtain the missing information, the movie refused to play altogether. So I looked at Twitter—only to find a follower request from what appears to be a living “Bratz” doll.
Very nice Anthropologie catalog photo shoot with a few bits cribbed from Hannibal season 1 that fails as both horror (no scares) and satire (very few jokes). Lots of potentially interesting ideas are seeded but in 2.5 hours, nothing is developed in any meaningful way. After Hereditary, I did not expect to like this movie, but I really did expect at least 6 times more nutty-bonkers visuals given the runtime. Instead I was just kind of waiting around while they…