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Favorite films

  • The Cranes Are Flying
  • The Set-Up
  • Imitation of Life
  • The Night of the Hunter

Recent activity

  • The Bad and the Beautiful


  • Dune: Part Two


  • Bonjour Tristesse


  • Comrades, Almost a Love Story


Recent reviews

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two


    How are we supposed to believe the sand planet is the most awe-inspiring place in the universe after venturing into the Austin Butler Gimp Dungeon?

    (just as tawdry as the first…now a little more watchable. The script is still terrible and Zendaya and Timothee’s chemistry is a solid notch below nonexistent. There are liberties taken from Herbert which I admire but it feels as if the psychedelic weirdness is warped to be palatably drab in the end. Lea Seydoux horny witch AMAZING… but otherwise continues the predecessor’s streak of being a cold, shallow, brutalist visual marvel. Minimal risk, minimal reward.)

  • This Is Me…Now

    This Is Me…Now

    an actual crazy person

Popular reviews

  • Emma.



    I’m blonde I’m skinny I’m rich and I’m a little bit of a bitch

  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette


    I was thrilled to learn that Marie Antoinette was a fan of The Strokes