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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    Feature-length adaptation of that time John Green said β€œcock is one of my favorite tastes.”

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  • Malmkrog



    A group of wealthy Franco-Russians get together in a quaint country estate, share their ideologies, and everyone has a differing viewpoint on morality. There you go I saved you 3 hours and 20 minutes. It never goes anywhere that’s all it is. I would say it would work better as a stage play but these conversations are not nearly compelling enough for that either. There’s no character depth or engaging drama beyond nonstop rambling, and even when it alludes to…

  • Shin Godzilla

    Shin Godzilla


    β€œβ€˜Post-war’ extends forever.”

    Is it weird that I watched this twice in a 48-hour period and still never gave it higher than a 3.5? Probably...... but this has festered in my mind nonstop since my first viewing. I’ve gotten so many headaches just trying to wrap my brain around it, I just had to watch it again. Upon further thought and a second viewing, it feels criminal to say this isn’t one of the best Godzilla movies since the 1954…

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born


    The movie ended... and it cut to black.... and the theater was completely silent.... becuase it was soo good.... and from the distant back of the theater.... an unseen emotional Gay let out a whimper.... β€œyas Gaga.”

  • Emma.



    I’m blonde I’m skinny I’m rich and I’m a little bit of a bitch