Hereditary ★★★★½

OH HELL NO. HELL. FUCKING. NO. NO! ITS DARKSIDED! ITS ALL DARKSIDED!!!! THEYRE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!! I AM THOROUGHLY TRAUMATIZED. WHEN I WAS 10 I GOT CHASED THROUGH THE WOODS BY A BUNCH OF KNIFE-WIELDING PRETEENS AND I WAS MORE SCARED FOR MY LIFE WATCHING THIS MOVIE THAN I WAS IN THAT MOMENT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO RESIST THE URGE TO RUN OUT OF A THEATER CUZ YOURE AFRAID YOURE GONNA PUKE IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE? WELL NOW I CAN SAY I HAVE!! WHEN CRITICS SAID THIS WILL FILL YOU WITH “UNSPEAKABLE HORROR” THEY WERE NOT KIDDING!!!!

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