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  • Drunk Parents

    Drunk Parents


    Did this cloying, jaw-droppingly stupid nonsense dreck of a movie really try and make me sympathize with a fucking pedophile?!

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    The epitome of a satisfying ending.

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  • Clerks



    I can sort of see why so many cinephiles love this movie and why it spawned the career of one of the most obnoxious, pretentious and downright untalented directors. The inherent problem with this particular movie for me is that it's way too ambitious for its own good. The dialogue is painstakingly calculated and not one single person can deliver it naturally. Instead, we're treated to awful rambling from a cast that doesn't understand the notion of pausing between responses.…

  • Only Lovers Left Alive

    Only Lovers Left Alive


    One year ago, on the first Saturday of TIFF I had the pleasure of watching what went on to be my favourite movie of the year, Anna Karenina. It was a rainy day outside and the seats in the medium sized theatre were uncomfortable but I was so invested in the movie and hypnotized by the visual prowess that I didn't even notice my body slowly numbing itself to complete paralysis. This year, the same thing happened. As I stood…