Vulcan Vader

Vulcan Vader

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Hello, I’m Matt, and I am a cinephile.

“Hello Matt.”

This profile is dedicated to Frankie Mermaid 

I also co-host a movie podcast called
Bottom of the Bin,…

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  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor

    ★★★★½

    They say we haven’t had a good dinosaur film since Jurassic Park.

    Those days are over.

  • A Thousand Words

    A Thousand Words

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  • Howard the Duck

    Howard the Duck

    ★★½

    Once you get past the sexual harassment, beasteality and duck tits, it's still a bad movie. This should really bother me more than this. I need to see my therapist again.

  • Tron

    Tron

    ★★★

    Pre-Vis: The Movie

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★★

    Conspiracy Theory: Sonic’s redesign was paid for by Olive Garden.

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★

    Not Margot Robbie was delightful.