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  • Predator
  • Blade
  • Attack the Block
  • Elite Squad: The Enemy Within

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★½

  • The Roundup

    ★★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    MAVERICK is the finest crafted payload of weaponized nostalgia fueled by The Last Movie Star's ego that we will likely ever see in our lifetime. A *rush* of a cinematic experience which belies the fact that you are watching a story that's as hollow as a video game advertisement.

    The use of real fighter jets (and actors flying them) in MAVERICK makes a universe of difference from the samey ugly special effects we've been fed by American blockbusters all these…

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★½

    CHIP N DALE RESCUE RANGERS is a shotgun blast of intellectual property, nostalgia, badly written jokes and surprisingly hilarious sight gags right into your fucking face.

    Well, they can’t all be THE LEGO MOVIE, but I guess had some fun. And now I have a terrible headache.

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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★★

    When my mom died, I learned in grief counseling that the “phases of grief” is a myth; you’re never really over loss, it’s how you choose to carry on that matters. Grief calluses & festers in PIG, but the film also proposes that perhaps simple tenderness can be enough to heal the hardened hearts of men. 

    PIG has the spirit of literary classics like Old Man & The Sea where metaphors are profound yet direct. On film, characters apply their internal philosophies…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

    Intergenerational immigrant trauma, interdimensional chaos, Existentialism, Death & Taxes. Michelle Yeoh is the queen of the movies. Ke Huy Quan is owed a lifetime of film greatness. Stephanie Hsu is the future. Jamie Lee Curtis on a well deserved victory lap. Cinema baby!

    This silly-ass movie really won me over, I aint mad. SWISS ARMY MAN was as technically impressive as it was annoying as fuck; this specific frequency modulation of their artistic vibe was more my speed, even though I…