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I don’t like movies, I LOVE them. If I don’t LOVE them, I don’t…swallow.

Favorite films

  • King Kong
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Back to the Future

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  • King Kong

    ★★★★

  • Elemental

    ★★★½

  • Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar

    ★★★★

  • The Hunt

    ★★★★½

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  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★★★

    The original King Kong is my favorite film of all time. This usually comes as a shock to people who know me as a huge sci-fi, and in particular Star Wars, guy. But the original film is one of the biggest landmarks in cinema history with its groundbreaking effects making audiences empathize with a giant gorilla as well as being of the first films with a synchronized symphonic score from the legendary Max Steiner. It is certainly a film of…

  • Elemental

    Elemental

    ★★★½

    I like when a movie exceeds any low or no expectations I have for it. 

    Certainly not perfect but a cute little movie. I thought Ember and Wades relationship was cute and I loved the animation.

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  • Snoopy, Come Home

    Snoopy, Come Home

    ★★★★½

    I’ll never forgive the Sherman Brothers for writing all these sad fucking songs.

  • They Live

    They Live

    ★★★★

    This is one of those movies that dipshits think of when they say, “ugh I wish movies weren’t so political anymore. Not like the good old days” without the slightest hint of irony because the point goes right over their heads.

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