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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A clever but misguided movie, I didn't realize it'd turn into full-on religious propaganda halfway through. Contorts its way into an argument about faith even when there's a lack of imperical evidence..rather than a drama about believing in a cause that expands the human race

    That combined with an anticlimactic and questionable third act where for no apparent reason the alien decides they brought Jodie Foster all the way out there just to send her right back with no proof…

  • Coming 2 America

    Coming 2 America

    Another classic that could've just been left alone

    Another follow-up that's more of a 'remix' than a 'sequel'

    I will say, the "mcflurby" is this movie's most worthwhile contribution

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  • Serenity


    Dumbest twist I've seen in a long time. Can't believe this actually made it to theaters. Like at no point nobody involved was filming or writing this and thought "lol wait...like..forreals tho?" They really went full mid-2000s M Night Shyalaman with this script..

    Early contender for worst movie of 2019. Save ur money

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If Godzilla 2014 was the slow-build, patient, elegant exercise in classic monster exhibition, Godzilla 2019 is the equal but opposite side of the coin...a turned up to the max all-out monster brawl executed almost as well as I can imagine...and is a good alternative and treat for those folks who weren't as forgiving of the 2014 film featuring less Godzilla than desired

    I guess a good amount of critics just don't vibe with what the Godzilla franchise has to offer…