Royal Warriors ★★★★

It's 80s Hong Kong cinema of the most demented variety. Royal Warriors is a ballsy action-packed slice of nonsense in which Michell Yeoh and co get to kick and shoot their way out of a variety of ever-escalating situations that range from the ludicrous to the un-fucking-believable. The lack of any attempts to make this realistic is the films biggest strength and it's a joy to watch as bullets fly and explosions rock the set under the dangling coffin of Michael Wong.