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  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    ★½

  • The Tomorrow War

    ★½

  • The Samurai

    ★★★★★

  • Vicious Fun

    ★★

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    ★½

    I’m not bothering to review the other two. the second of the three had some fun in it, but this is all essentially one big terrible 6hr long horribly edited horrorshow that is both Hard Hard R and yet also made for the dumbest of children (mega dum dum children that are fucking the shit out of each other). 


    1666 pissed me off during most of its duration. these accents are fucking all over the place bonkers. the production value turned…

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    ★½

    me and Jesus cant fucking wait until Pratt and Kirk Cameron exclusively star for director, and personal life shepherd, Jerry Falwell Jr on his right wing cuckstreaming service in 15 yrs or so. 

    this, however, was nearly fucking unbearable from beginning to end. and what has he done to his face?!?

    i’d fart in a car til i could see the future before ever watching this again. whyyyy? faaaaace?

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  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★★

    one of the finest animated anythings evers! 10 starbs!

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    absolute masterpiece. 

    a straight up turn the thumb screws anxiedramedy. the sandman oooooooooooh the sandman. finest performance of his blah blah blah. what a fucking force of nature. this seems destined to be double featured with Punch Drunk Love at the NewBev. adina menzel was the funniest thing in the movie to me. generally the woman spurned doesnt have this will you just fuck off all ready attitude.

    this is get the hell out of my way cinema.

    who knew…