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  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    I would shag:

    the spy cause they shagged me first idk i havent watched this movie but i feel like i should file a copyright claim

  • Mr. Right

    Mr. Right


    I would shag:

    Anna Kendrick(one of my biggest celebrity crushes and the main reason this film is listed in my favourites)
    Sam Rockwell(I mean come on)

    I wanted to review this because it's on my favourites, but I really don't have much to say on it because of the focus on just two people(who are admittedly very hot)

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    This is kind of old news and it's going to be a different sort of review than usual, but I still think it needs to be said

    To the Variety critic who basically said Carey Mulligan isn't hot enough for this role, fuck you. That is irrelevant and stupid and misogynistic. And wrong.

    I would shag:
    Carey Mulligan

    (The rest of the cast is hot too but that's besides the point)

    5 stars for Carey. Fuck Variety.

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    Thanks for 500 y'all! On the road to 4 Million! :)

    I would shag:

    Michael Cera
    Anna Kendrick
    Johnny Simmons
    Aubrey Plaza
    Mary Elizabeth Winstead
    And all 7 of her evil exs-she really struck the jackpot here with how hot they all are(even two marvel superheroes!!)

    I would also shag Edgar Wright cause of how this film looks...

    5 stars!!

    sorry for the boring review I'm kind of out of it rn