Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Before Sunset
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • The Underground Railroad

Recent activity

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  • Kung Fu Hustle


  • Nope


  • A Cold Wind To... Blow The House Down

Pinned reviews

  • Cocktail



    When it rains he’s poor, but when he pours he takes the reins – and when he reigns, you can see his pores. Walk, don’t run to see Tom “Young Cruise” Mapother IV star in this off-the-rails never-ending bank commercial. Brian Flanagan is an untameable rascal who’s a little unconventional but impossible to dislike (I’ve tried!!!): a fresh army veteran (god bless) with a hardcore money mindset. But it’s not greed…he just wants his own little slice of the American…

  • CODA



    Very unchallenging and initially I actively disliked a lot of the weird writing choices but it won me over enough in the end. It’s nice. One random thing that distracted me was how people in this town are way too reactive to music. During a concert near the end people were almost running around the auditorium with ecstasy. There was a middle aged woman in the background of one shot nodding rhythmically with a very grave expression like “holy shit. This is the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen” as high school kids sang a song. They were good to be fair!

Recent reviews

  • Nope



    Peele is great at making really simple things scary. The second act is the most horror and I liked it the best…a couple of really viscerally disturbing moments where I spiritually threw up. Both used the full frame imax ratio, both images and experiences I’ve never seen a movie make before. The fucking monkey really put me on edge…ehhhhg!!! The rodeo scene with Steven Yeun (killin it) was probably my favourite scene. Not sure how much I love the climax…

  • A Cold Wind To... Blow The House Down

    A Cold Wind To... Blow The House Down

    Take an hour out of your day to watch this, written & directed & produced (and poster designed...doesn't that look nice?) by the wonderful Kielan, and edited & produced a bit by me.

    Here's a little introduction: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iOi-9r6U_o
    And here's the movie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqB3k71n-iE

    Lots of hard work went into this and I would be extremely interested to hear what all you people think of it. Very different to stuff we've done in the past but I think spicing it up and evolving the…

Popular reviews

  • Score: A Film Music Documentary

    Score: A Film Music Documentary


    When they give more screen time to the guy who scored minions than Hans Zimmer

  • The King

    The King


    Timothee Chalamet: I speak shakespearean English I will do whatever I must to protect my kingdom and preserve peace in England

    Robert Pattinson: oui oui mon ami je m’appelle robair pattinsone baguette paris ratatouille francais

    Cinematography and score: hella good

    Movie: So BORING