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  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder


    I was going to write a joke-review commenting on the insane amount of dropkicking in this movie, but, upon finishing, I decided against it. Why? Because this movie is a masterpiece, through and through. Now, I rarely deem a movie a masterpiece. I find it a little annoying and unnecessary when pretentious cinephiles throw the term around at every single acclaimed film they happen to watch. However, on occasion, I do come across something that I believe to be a…

  • Save Ralph

    Save Ralph

    Ah, yes. Nothing like those creepy PSA vibes.

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  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing


    Congratulations, Michael Goi! You have successfully directed the worst thing I have ever watched. Keep up the great work, man.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Making a sequel to Toy Story 3 was more necessary than that dumb side-quest with the podcast guy. Horrible acting, cringe-worthy dialogue, and way too many humans. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I just wanted to see Godzilla and Kong beat the living daylights out of each other for 113 minutes. Is that too much to ask, Warner Bros? Apparently so, fellas. Apparently so.

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