Massive film fan, who has probably seen way too many movies. Leave me a comment and let me know if you think my opinion is right or wrong!

Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • The Truman Show
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • The Shining

Recent activity

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • Sexy Beast


  • You Hurt My Feelings


  • Fool's Paradise


Recent reviews

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


    Into, across, beyond, I don't really care what word they put in the title as long as they just keep sending me into the Spider-verse. These movies are awesome and just truly incredible. I really had no expectations going into the first one, I actually just watched a bootlegged version. But then I was so blown away by it, I went the next day to see it in theaters and support the movie. And it pleases me to say that…

  • Sexy Beast

    Sexy Beast


    Excuse me for never once in my life thinking of Ray Winstone, Ian McShane, or Ben Kingsley as a Sexy Beast. You'd also have to excuse me for thinking that Jonathan Glazer directed this movie. I guess this came first, but there is no way that the same person that directed this directed Under the Skin. This movie is like a Guy Ritchie movie, and not that his movies can't be awesome, but I'd probably start choking on my water…

Popular reviews

  • Dune



    Wow, I didn’t think anything could make the 1984 version of Dune look worse than it already did, but then Denis Villeneuve said hold my beer. It really is hard to believe that both of those movies were adapted from the same source material. David Lynch and Denis Villeneuve are both highly respected filmmakers to, so you would have to think, that both, not just Villeneuve could make a successful adaptation. Villeneuve has really come on strong in the past…

  • The King's Man

    The King's Man

    Eggsy would be so god damn disappointed. This movie has virtually zero trace of what made the other two Kingsman films special. Those movies felt like they were James Bond/Mission Impossible movies, but if they were like “screw it” and made something totally unique. This movie kind of also says that but takes itself significantly more serious than even the most serious spy movies. Well except for the Rasputin scenes, but the less said about those scenes the better.