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  • Inception



    Saw this in IMAX and cried when the IMAX countdown came on screen

  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness


    These films really don’t respect Campbell’s face and/ or head

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  • Midsommar



    When I walked out of the theater, after the movie had ended, I felt like crying, laughing, and throwing up. Never has a movie had so much of a raw impact on me like that. Ari Aster is something else entirely.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (Apologies if this is all over the place, I want to start typing actual reviews but I’m also dogshit at doing that. Bear with me)

    I walked out of this movie angry.

    I understand the pressure that came with Carrie Fisher’s death and having to end an entire franchise really effected Abrams but so many aspects of this film can not be tied to those influencers. 

    The movie starts off with a title crawl that describes events I would’ve loved…