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Sam πŸŽžπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • This Is England '86

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  • Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch

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  • Injustice

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  • We Are Still Here

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  • Housebound

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  • Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch

    Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch

    Memento Mora πŸ˜… it'sΒ Hoop-Tober 2021!

    7. The worst part 2 film that you haven’t seen before and can access

    "Oh, bullshit!"

    Fabulous cult werewolf trash; inconsistent, incoherent and nonsensical but I had a fantastic time πŸ˜… the edit is all over the place, the dialogue and performances are laughable, the music is on a loop, the FX are mostly re-used over and over again. Then there's the plot and characters 🀣 magical werewolves, knights with uzis, weird yet fascinating werewolf sex, magical earplugs, werewolf orgies, and so much more nonsense πŸ˜‚

    Would I recommend?
    Along with some πŸ’¨ or 🍻, I would, yes 😁

  • We Are Still Here

    We Are Still Here

    Knee deep in devils 😈 it's Hoop-Tober 2021!

    6. 2 haunted house films

    "Well, yeehaw!"

    Intriguing haunted house throwback horror; suspenseful, slow paced, atmospheric and gripping. Solid buildup, pretty straightforward without much unnecessary nonsense, decent performances, and the one absolutely amazing, blood dripping final act.

    I'd definitely recommend this Little Horror Gem 😁

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  • The Sons of Sam: A Descent Into Darkness

    The Sons of Sam: A Descent Into Darkness

    Starts fairly interesting, but then descends into ridiculous, banal, sensationalistic satanic panic.

    To me an absolute inept and useless documentary!

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    "Scheisse." Tell it like it is Dieter πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

    After a fairly intriguing and blood-soaked beginning this newest infected(!) horror became pretty much what I expected: absolute nonsensical, inconsistent, overlong, derivative, predictable and tedious drivel with no redeeming value 🧐 just about everything pissed me off; the characters,Β the story progression,Β the cast (e.g. Bautista trying to act), the music (fuck those cover versions, insulting to say the least), the photography (too many blurry and annoyingly out-of-focus images), the terrible CGI (the zombie…