Eternals

Eternals ★★½

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Ok you know I love this marvel shit. Like almost all the marvel shit except for like maybe iron man 2 and guardians 2. I don’t exactly get the swing the took with this one. Great cast. Great director. Kind of a dumb story? The “variants” were fucking stupid. Didn’t really need this one. All the best parts were in the trailer. It wasn’t like overly funny. Kumail and his guy were hilarious. There was some cool visuals but overall it was too stinky. Druig and Sersi were pretty fucking boring Too. I also spent most of this movie thinking Druig was Ezra Miller and he was just being boring for no reason. Reminded me of the time I watched The Losers and thought Justin Long was playing the sniper guy.

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