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  • The Meg

    The Meg


    God I Wish I Were A Fat Ass Shark.

  • God's Own Country

    God's Own Country


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Gheorghe resuscitating not only that baby sheep but also my Will to Live.

    Legends Only tbh.

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  • Tigers Are Not Afraid

    Tigers Are Not Afraid


    Spooky Season 2020 #139

    my favorite new watch of the season in terms of being a full package/experience. incredible performances from everyone making up the cast (notable because sometimes i struggle with child actors), the whimsical nature of the plot, the emotional resonance. i loved it.

    wish i didn't wait so long to get around to this.

  • Splinter



    Spooky Season 2020 #138

    Hooptober requirement: 4 body horror films - 4/4 - βœ“

    solid little creature feature type film with some really strong body horror imagery to boot. i think i gave this a go at some point near release but i never finished it. not sure why that is exactly seeing as this was pretty good as mentioned and i've definitely sat my ass through worse by a long shot. previous me is an enigma.

    just a few days left for the season. it went by so fast.

Popular reviews

  • Hobgoblins



    Hobgoblins: Ranked

    Halloween Watchathon 2019 - Film #136

    Hooptober requirement: The lowest rated film from the 80s that you can access. - 1/1 βœ“

    I'm not sure y'all... This wasn't very good but the lowest rated horror film of the 1980s? I'm gonna call bullshit on that lmao.

    Anyways, instead of putting any serious thought into reviewing this let me just say that hobgoblins can be added to the List of my monstrous children (along with Gremlins, Ghoulies, Critters, and…

  • Halloween



    Halloween: Ranked

    Halloween Watchathon 2018 - Film #55

    October Daily Horror Scavenger Hunt - Day 2

    Hooptober rule/requirement: 10 anniversary films - 9/10

    Don't know what to say. As I watch more and more cinema I keep waiting for this to fall in my favor but it's still my favorite film of all time even after all of these years.

    Already have at least 2 more viewings of this planned for the rest of the month (once on 10/10 or 10/11 in cinemas and the other the night or day that I go see Halloween (2018)) so maybe I'll have some more constructive thoughts later, sorry.