Big time #horror ghoul, watching mostly genre films and trash and giving them little ratings on this website
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The Mothman Prophecies 2002
I remembered this fondly but I think I was really just thinking about the Point Pleasant lore more generally, as this was tedious. Very boring. Occasionally some good scenes that expound upon the sorts of ideas John Keel was expounding but those moments are rare.
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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 2022
Honestly pretty dull. Some fun additions to the Marvel Universe though, I thought this Aztec Namor was really cool. He's got nothing on Polynesian Aquaman but I welcome the sight of any classic Marvel character in these movies who isn't just "Spy #474849".
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The Batman 2022
The grim and gritty take on Batman has been the go-to for years now, so this super emo take exists in a world where you can basically open the movie with Riddler bludgeoning a guy's head in. It's cool to finally see a focus on detective work in a Batman movie, I think the plot was interesting and it touched on Real World Topics in some not-totally-insufferable ways. It's also cool that they're not doing that steampunk anachronistic Gotham bullshit,…
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Godzilla vs. Kong 2021
It's basically exactly what you'd expect, but does a better job at it than you might expect. It's very dumb, but thankfully it's the "haha yes" sort of dumb that King of the Monsters didn't quite master. It takes more from Pacific Rim (a "haha yes" all-time classic) than the previous movie in this series, but ramps the anime-style hyperkinetic craziness. The deliberate, patient camerawork of Godzilla 2014's monster spectacle is replaced with all kinds of madness; I felt a…
