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3 Days to Kill 2014
Kevin Costner plays a guy from Pittsburgh who watches real American football, has strong feelings about the differences between a moustache and a goatee, doesn't like the color yellow on his walls because it's not manly enough and expects an Italian to know how to make Spaghetti sauce just because of his heritage. Seems about right
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12 Strong 2018
The facts presented during the credits was more interesting than the movie itself. Sadly, that is what you get when a movie that should be driven by its characters instead ends up being the definition of generic.
Where movies like 13 Hours and Lone Survivor delivered suspenseful experiences with characters you got to know and ultimately cared about, 12 Strong ends up being bland and to an extent, boring.
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Closet Monster 2015
Closet Monster is not a love story. It's not a story about a happy family. What it instead is, is a bittersweet tale of how difficult life can be. Oscar comes from a family where his mom abandoned him, and his dad isn't quite the supporting parent he needs him to be. This makes Oscar feels like he's always alone, and as a result he creates an imaginary friend so he at least has someone with him through this difficult…